Showing posts with label Flag Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flag Day. Show all posts

Friday, June 15, 2012

Issue 30!


NOTE: While a later review of Report records would reveal this to be the 29th Report, I will not attempt to re-write history here.  Future counts of Report entries will provide an accurate count.


Welcome to the special 30th issue of the Report!

Before we kick off the exciting new celebrations, a pair of neat President/Flag related links provided by one reader.  First, and sent before she even knew I was writing about flags and presidents that day, a link to a piece that has somehow not been mega-hyped on all sorts of news pages.  Released just last week, on June 5, the
papers of Dr. Charles A. Leale, the first physician to reach Abraham Lincoln on the night of his assassination at Ford's Theater.  The papers, more easily read in this exact transcript, provide an account of the night in incredible (at times graphic) detail.  What most surprised me, though, was the fact that Lincoln did not die until 7:22 the following morning; I had always imagined him pronounced dead at the scene.  Also, the detail of Booth's leg catching in the American flag seems appropriate given yesterday's holiday and the symbolism that might make you roll your eyes if it happened in a novel.  And, speaking of flags, she also informed me that the American flags flown over the U.S. Capitol are actually available for purchase.  While it's too late to give them as Flag Day gifts, remember, the 4th of July is coming up!

But now, to business.  As you can see, we've made a few changes here at The Morning Report.  First, you may have noticed that these are coming from a different e-mail address!  Reports will now be sent from the very official
morning.reporter.dc@gmail.com.
  (morning.reporter was already taken, so I got geographically specific.)  Next, I've used my (limited) Adobe skills to craft an official Report banner.  Note, though, that just as the title "The Morning Report" has not always proven accurate, nor does the rising sun in the banner guarantee AM distribution.

Finally, and perhaps most exciting of all, following the advice and requests of more than a few of you, the
Report is becoming a blog!  From now on, when you click on the banner at the top of these e-mails, you'll be transported to the new blog, "From the Desk of the Morning Reporter."  Not only will I update it each night with the distribution from that day, but I'm also beginning to upload the archived issues.  For most readers, these issues are completely uncharted territory, and well-worth checking out.  An interesting point to note, though: These issues will be uploaded and dated as though they had been posted on the day they were originally distributed.  We're using the Internet as a sort of time machine here in order to keep the narrative arc from Mementoing.  Past and present flashes are too confusing.  I will, however, be taking the opportunity to provide some commentary on past posts.  Starting with the first one.

We'll be uploading more from the archives as the days go on.  But for now, dear readers, thank you for your continued support of the Report.  I am thrilled by the way this has grown and hope that you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy writing them.  Please, do keep the responses coming.  One of the best things about this is that it converts the clicking-around exploring of the Internet, which so often becomes a solitary wandering, into a shared exploration.  Much like what I imagine a
wilderness safari is like based on my trips to Disney World, these journeys into the wilds of the web are that much greater when someone else is there to go "Oh, hey, did you see that?!"

Finally, remember to
Pay It Forward today for Helen Hunt's birthday!  "Twister?  I hardly know her!"

Til Monday, e-mail me definitely, corgi maybe?

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Grand Old Flag Day

Did you feel different when you woke up this morning?  More patriotic?  Subconsciously drawn to the stripes in your wardrobe?  Waving to people as you walked past?  That's because today is a special day... No, not Pizza Day.  It's Flag Day!  So today we have a special patriotic edition of the Morning Report.

Before we begin, a note.  I have already been in communication with some readers today who disapprove of this celebratory acknowledgement of the adoption of our flag (by the Second Continental Congress back in 1777).  Some voices of dissent worry about this mindless, overdone nationalism.  These voices, no doubt, are the same Yankee Doodle Dandies who sing choruses of "I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy, But I also retain my cultural heritage from my parents’ nation of choice," rather than "God bless America. We basically just kick ass" when attending a
Reworked Patriotic Songs Sing-Along.  Well, whether you're bedazzled with flag pins, dressed slate grey in opposition to potentially xenophobic side-effects, or just saw the calendar in your office today and said "Oh, it's Flag Day," (Guilty) the Report is observing.

And we begin our observation with some important
rules about Old Glory that you probably didn't know.  Certainly you knew that flag burning was a big faux-pas in the fitfty nifty, save for those boy scouts engaging in proper disposal following a flag that has accidentally been unceremoniously sullied by the ground.  But were you aware of the rules surrounding one-night stands with the stars and stripes?  Though really, who does this apply to?  At 235, if the flag is sleeping with any of our readers, well... I guess OLD Glory is something of a cougar.

But, as we all (should) know, the
waving flag that we know today was not always the fifty-starred fixture found on our current poles.  The original Flag Resolution of 1777 states that "the flag of the United States be thirteen stripes, alternate red and white; that the union be thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new Constellation."  It's funny to imagine that teenage flag, and all its variants as it grew up.  But, I suppose it's sort of funny to imagine all political things in their youth.  Oh, little Mitt, how adorable you were when you were a child, displaying some semblance of human emotion.  Though as #22 indicates, even as children the Romneys had trouble with appropriate human behavior... "Look's like somebody brought a gun to a... Oh, it's not a knife fight?  It's a baby?  My bad."

But here I go getting political in the Report.  Apologies, dear readers... Before you know it, I'll be making comments about how appropriate the head in the sand photo of #9 is.  And speaking of
heads of state... Oh, Game of Thrones producers... Even Petyr Baelish would have told you that was a bad idea. (Perhaps with a wave of his Littlefinger. Boom.)

Dear me, patriotism turned to political jest.  Please, readers, accept these
patriotic puppies as an apology.

Get FIRED up for the rest of your day... It's
the Donald's birthday!

Oh, and tomorrow will bring big news for the 30th Report!